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Joke of the Day
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
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"Guys WhatsApp status be like ""at the gym"" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!"
"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."
"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."
"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."
"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."
"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"
"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"