196905

Joke of the Day

"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus. But they still do anyway."

"Why don't gays like to play hide-and-seek? Because everyone knows they're in the closet"

"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."

"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"

"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."