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Joke of the Day

"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."

"What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use? oink"

"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"

"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"