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Joke of the Day
"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
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"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"
"""Don't you play stupid with me!"" shouted my wife. ""Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?"" I replied."
"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."
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"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."
"""So sir, have you decided whether or not you'd like to buy this mattress?"" ""I'll sleep on it"""