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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"
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"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."
"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."
"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."
"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"
"If you tell me to make myself at home, don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka."
"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."
"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"
"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"