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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"
"Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand"
"I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house."
"I really need to watch my language... You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."
"[home] FRIEND: How'd family dinner go? ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here."
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."