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Joke of the Day

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."

"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."

"What can turn a fox into an elephant? A marriage certificate."

"What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."

"What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!"

"The awkward moment you're watching porn and your girlfriend walks in. I wish she'd told me she worked in the industry."

"How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb? **Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot."

"Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt-aTq0hxM"