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Joke of the Day

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop."

"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."

"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"

"Feet are legends"

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia you no criticize government, government criticize you"

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."

"How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews."