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Joke of the Day
"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia you no criticize government, government criticize you"
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"What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? I'm at wick's end."
"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"
"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."
"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"
"A nurse asks an absent-minded doctor, ""Doctor, why are you writing with a thermometer?"" The doctor looks down and says, ""God damnit. Now some asshole has my pen."""