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Joke of the Day

"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."

"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"

"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"

"Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait... Regular or Asian?"

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"

"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"

"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."

"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"

"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."