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Joke of the Day

"How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews."

"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."

"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."

"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."

"Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability... ...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president"

"Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a contest to see who had more balls... Chuck Norris won by three."

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"

"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"

"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."