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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."
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"SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??"
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"
"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""
"Never trust an atom They make up stuff."
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"I wanted to make a porno with a ghost.... But he only did boo-kake"
"What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!"