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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
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"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."
"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."
"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""
"FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."
"If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!"
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"