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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
Next Joke
"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections."
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and use it again and again."
"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."
"What do you call someone who can masturbate with either hand? Ambidickstrous"
"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""