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Joke of the Day

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."

"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."

"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"

"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."