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Joke of the Day
"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"
Next Joke
"It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be... Too stoned with one bird."
"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"Well, I did it again. I focused on the one person at the concert who annoyed me and let it ruin my whole night."
"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."
"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."
"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"
"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"
"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"