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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"

"I found out today that if I just let go of the steering wheel, my car will drive itself. The catch is: my car is a terrible driver."

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"

"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."

"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."

"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""

"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."