161751

Joke of the Day

"Well, I did it again. I focused on the one person at the concert who annoyed me and let it ruin my whole night."

"My orgasm face is pretty much the same as my looking-over-my-shoulder-while-backing-up-the-car face."

"Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today."

"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"

"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"

"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"

"My new girlfriend says she has a water fetish apparently it gets her wet"

"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts? Neosporin."