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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"
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"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
"While I'm shopping at Costco my kids wait by the exit and try to get adopted by a wealthy family."
"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."
"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."