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Joke of the Day

"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"

"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"

"Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?"

"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."