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Joke of the Day

"I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex... ...The police got annoyed, however - they only wanted me to identify the body."

"Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed? None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together."

"What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard? Cold."

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face..."

"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""

"You know yer addicted to twitter when you count letters in the surgeon general's warning on the vodka bottle & think ""Yeah, that would fit."""

"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."

"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"