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Joke of the Day
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""
Next Joke
"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""
"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."
"What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? We used to be tight"
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate."
"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"
"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""