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Joke of the Day
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"
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"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."
"Toast at a Wedding ""May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."" That's an Irish toast. ""Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup."" That's a French toast."
"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."
"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"
"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"
"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"