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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed? None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together."

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"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
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