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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed? None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together."

"Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores."

"3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces. Me: What's wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o"

"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."

"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."

"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"

"Finally found a house! We couldn't afford it and it wasn't for sale, but we just murdered the owners and took it anyway. Happy Columbus Day!"

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."

"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."