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Joke of the Day

"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."

"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."

"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."

"Me: ""Hey Siri, I nee-..."" Siri: ""Nice try, humanoid. The women warned me. I have a boyfriend."""

"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."

"What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way."

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War"