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Joke of the Day

"What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way."

"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"

"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."

"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."

"Today, I walked into a restaurant. ""Hi, is my table ready?"" ""No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"" ""No, that's okay."" ""Great, take these salads to table six then."""

"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"