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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."

"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."

"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?"

"I wish gyms had a ""montage"" option"

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."