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Joke of the Day

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."

"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."

"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep"

"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."

"When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!"