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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""

"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."

"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."

"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"

"I rode a horse today. In other words, I had sex with Sara Jessica Parker"

"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"

"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."