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Joke of the Day
"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."
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"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."
"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"
"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."
"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."