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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who uses Vagisil? a Basic bitch"

"Twitter turns six today. It seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family."

"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."

"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"

"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"

"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late."

"What crawls up walls and scares the shit outta Jews? Gas pipes."