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Joke of the Day
"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."
Next Joke
"What's your body type? Mine is ""giant gummy bear."""
"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."
"What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray."
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
"Why did Sally fall off her swing? Because she had no arms"
"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."
"My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools."
"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."