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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""
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"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"Whats the difference between a cockpit and a condom? you can only get one prick into a condom -Fight Club"
"I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go."
"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"
"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money"
"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."