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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""
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"What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common? They're both really high and have no access to water."
"Two potatoes on a street corner There are two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says I-da-ho!"
"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"
"Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty-one year old's? There's twenty of them."
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"
"I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands."