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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out? Because they feared a premature ejectulation"
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"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."
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"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."
"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""
"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"
"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."
"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."