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Joke of the Day

"*opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* ""The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."""

"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because North Korean missiles cant go that far"

"Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience."

"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"

"Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks."

"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"

"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."