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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"What is the best part about having sex with a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for free."

"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."

"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"Why are dirty jokes so uncommon Because the punchline's always so hard"

"My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"