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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""

"Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'"

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"A guy caught cold. His wife offers to make him Chicken Soup A chicken sitting nearby says ""Why don't you try Aleve first, ma'am?"""

"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""

"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."

"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."

"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."