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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."
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"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."
"So my wife's wallet got stolen 6 months ago... ...and all her credit cards are in it but I haven't reported it to the police yet because the thieves are spending less than she does!!!"
"Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? He was in charge of refresh mints."
"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"
"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"
"What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle? Bob Harley"
"I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and I can't find that fucker anywhere"
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"