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Joke of the Day
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."
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"It's funny how my doorbell starts working when I'm expecting a pizza delivery."
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"
"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub When I showed up to the party, there was only Juan."
"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."
"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."
"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."