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Joke of the Day
"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."
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"MEN: Developed Theory of Relatively. Walked on the Moon. Painted the Mona Lisa. Baffled by bra hooks."
"Live a little, ask her ""are ya done?"" while she's still yelling at you."
"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."
"Why don't lobsters share their dinner? Because they're shellfish!!!"
"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."
"Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all ""Why you at our table?"""
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."