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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."
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"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."
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"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"