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Joke of the Day

"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"

"I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"

"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr. Potato Head."

"what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter"

"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"