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Joke of the Day

"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""

"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."

"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."

"Did you hear about the all-leper boxing world championship final I hear it was a real face off in the second round"

"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."

"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"