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Joke of the Day
"I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
Next Joke
"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered."
"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"
"Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!"
"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."
"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""
"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"