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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""

"Why can't hellen keller drive? She's a woman!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"

"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"

"The grass is always greener, but usually because it's synthetic AstroTurf."

"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."