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Joke of the Day

"What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common? They both like seeing the same thing a year later."

"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "

"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"My neighbour wrongly accused me of property theft. I didn't take a fence."

"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."

"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."