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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"

"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"

"I do really well on Jeopardy. I get all the answers, every one of them, almost instantly. I do, however, have a lot of trouble coming up with the questions."

"When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting."

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"

"Nobody showed up for my Time Traveler-themed New Year's party I guess I shouldn't bother with sending the invitations next week after all."

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"Marriage Tip: Try not to leave a footprint on your spouse's ass as they get out of the car when you drop them at the airport."