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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"
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"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
"Man: Lima is a capital city in South America. Woman: Peru-ve it!"
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
"My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad."
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"