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Joke of the Day

"The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr. Potato Head."

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."

"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"

"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."

"What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic."

"Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced."

"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."

"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"