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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."

"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"

"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"

"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."

"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."

"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."

"My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother... Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?"

"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."

"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."