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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."
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"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger ... You racist bastard."
"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"
"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."
"Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool."
"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"What's the most common blood type in Canada? Eh."
"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."
"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"
"Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam."