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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""
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"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."
"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."
"Did you hear about the case of the schizophrenic ventriloquist? Everyone *around* him heard voices."
"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"