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Joke of the Day

"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"

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"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"
"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"
"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."
"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"